TORTURING TELEMARKETER: “I Ate Too Much Bacon!” (AUDIO)
This is the best one we've had in a long, looooong time! "Read More", below, to be taken to the audio... Continue reading…
View ArticleAUDIO: Torturing Telemarketers
A sure sign that a telemarketer is truly tortured is when he tells you , "I've got to get back to work now". To listen to the audio from today's Torturing Telemarketers, click on the...
View Article(AUDIO) Torturing Telemarketers
Today's Torturing Telemarketers puts the grief to a couple of off-shore peddlers of home renovation services. But, for once, do the telemarketers get the last laugh? Click on the jump link, below, to...
View Article(AUDIO) Torturing Telemarketers
Nothing is more gratifying that making a telemarketer so aggravated that he ends up hanging up on you! Click on the jump link to hear the audio for today round of Torturing Telemarketers... Continue...
View Article(AUDIO) Torturing Telemarketers: New Window Sales
Nothing is more gratifying than wasting a telemarketer's time and eventually making him so angry he hangs up on you. Click on the jump link, below, to hear today's installment of Torturing...
View ArticleTorturing Telemarketers: Get Rid of My Wife
We've been doing these pranks on telemarketers for quite awhile now. This is the first time one has resulted in a murder-for-hire plot. At least, that's what it sounds like is going on. To hear the...
View ArticleTorturing Telemarketers: Tourette’s (Audio)
It's time for another installment of "Torturing Telemarketers". Today, Hank tries to overcome his "tourette's syndrome" long enough to order car insurance. How long...
View Article(AUDIO) Torturing Telemarketers
Back to the phones as we continue our mission to make life miserable for telemarketers. Click on the jump link, below, to hear the audio from our latest installment of "Torturing...
View ArticleTorturing Telemarketers: “Crazy Monkey is Trashing my House!”
Hey, Telemarketer! Try to close that sale while an obviously agitated monkey is going berserk on the other end of the line. To hear the audio, click below... Continue reading…
View Article(AUDIO) Torturing Telemarketers: Massage My Feet
On today's Torturing Telemarketers, our unsuspecting victim is at an actual disadvantage, as it's clear that English isn't his first language. To be honest, it doesn't sound like English is even in his...
View Article(AUDIO) Torturing Telemarketers: Horse Damage
It's almost impossible to prank call anyone these days. Gone are the halcyon days of yore when we could call a phone number and wind-up whoever answered. With caller ID and unlisted cell numbers...
View ArticleFunny Dialing For Dingbats
This is the most requested Dialing for Dingbats segment on the show. Check out this hilarious prank call! Continue reading…
View ArticleDialing for Dingbats: “I’m having prostate problems!”(Audio)
Here's our latest Dialing for Dingbats. File this under the "Screwing with Telemarketers" category. Click on the jump, below, to hear the audio... Continue reading…
View ArticleDIALING FOR DINGBATS: Can I Run Over a Giraffe? (Audio)
This is one of my favorite "Screwing with Telemarketers" ever. Click on the JUMP, below, for the audio.... Continue reading…
View ArticleBoxing Trainer Freddie Roach, Nostradumbass, Spanglish-A Preview Of The Best...
Tomorrow starting at 7am, you can listen to the best of the KLAQ Morning show. This week you can hear the morning show interview Hall of Fame Boxing Trainer Freddie Roach. Continue reading…
View ArticleDIALING FOR DINGBATS: Cat Puke (Audio)
This week on Dialing for Dingbats we are back to Screwing with Telemarketers. To hear this week's prank, click below on the jump to the next page! Continue reading…
View ArticleComedian B.T.,Grumpy Old Man From The 80’s,Lebron Gets His Ring, Dialing For...
It was another great week for the KLAQ morning show! I case you missed any of it tomorrow morning starting at 7, you can listen to the best of the morning show. Continue reading…
View ArticleDialing for Dingbats: 4th of July Special
Everybody loves Dialing for Dingbats so here's something special for your 4th of July. It's a special themed D for D! Click on the jump, below, to hear.... Continue reading…
View ArticleAnderson Cooper Comes Out Of The Closest, Fernie In The Field, No Cowbell At...
It was a short but good week for the KLAQ Morning show. Tomorrow starting at 7 am you can hear the best of the KLAQ Morning show. Continue reading…
View ArticleDialing for Dingbats: Nipple Clamps
In our ongoing mission to show you fun and creative ways to drive telemarketers crazy, here is the latest installment of KLAQ's Dialing for Dingbats. Follow the jump, below, to hear it.... Continue...
View ArticleDIALING FOR DINGBATS: Car Insurance/Horse Race (Audio)
Another example of how you can have fun with telemarketers and get THEM to hang up on YOU! Click on the jump to hear the audio. Continue reading…
View ArticleDIALING FOR DINGBATS: The Worst Telemarketer Ever
Seriously. Usually, the humorous element of this is when our guy John/Hank/Mr. Spagnoli torments the poor telemarketer. In this one, it's the bizarre, hobo-sounding telemarketer that rattles us! Click...
View ArticleTELEMARKETERS: Window Escape Plan (Audio)
Today's Dialing for Dingbats is a Screwing with Telemarketers. The audio is on the following page, so just click on the prompt so you can listen.... Continue reading…
View ArticleDIALING FOR DINGBATS: Finding this “Wes Niles” Everyone is Talking About [AUDIO]
When we want to get to the bottom of something, we often leave it up to one of our show correspondents, Mrs. Mamie Crawford, to make a call for us. Skip ahead on the jump to hear the audio... Continue...
View ArticleDead Snake Prank Call
Tomorrow is my 20th Anniversary Morning Show which we'll be doing live at L& J Cafe at 3622 E. Missouri. Come watch us do the show and get the Best of the Morning Show 1992-2012 c.d for only...
View ArticleTorturing Telemarketers: P***s Enlarger (AUDIO)
Here's the audio for our most recent Dialing for Dingbats in which we, once again, torture telemarketers. Click below to jump to the next page and hear the audio.... Continue reading…
View Article(AUDIO) Torturing Telemarketers-A Quickie
This one only take about a minutes to listen to. It's crude, yet tasteless... Continue reading…
View Article(AUDIO) Torturing Telemarketers: Bedroom Remodeling
Here's another Torturing Telemarketers call. A couple things to note while listening to this one. 1.) The telemarketer puts his supervisor on to help and the supervisor's English is way worse than the...
View ArticleAUDIO: Torturing Telemarketers-Dookie in the Tub
As Alec Baldwin's character Blake said in Glengarry Glen Ross, the secret to being a salesman is A.B.C. A-always. B-be. C-closing. A.B.C.. Always be closing. Listen to this week's Torturing...
View ArticleAUDIO: Torturing Telemarketers (Sex-Addicted Wife)
How long does it take a telemarketer to hang up on you if you keep saying ridiculous and offensive things to them? Way longer than you might think. Click below to listen to this audio gem... Continue...
View Article(AUDIO) Torturing Telemarketers: Home Improvements
Today's Torturing Telemarketers features two very helpful Mumbaian operators and one very unhelpful customer. Click on the jump link, below, to hear the audio from today's call... Continue reading…
View ArticleAUDIO: Torturing Telemarketers
Today's Torturing Telemaketers is a classic. Listen as the poor telemarketer in India someplace trying to explain why he can't meet up and have sex with John's elderly wife on St. Patrick's Day! To...
View ArticleAUDIO: Torturing Telemarketers-The Belligerent Marketer
Here's this morning's Torturing Telemarketers. This one is interesting because of how angry the telemarketer gets! Usually, they reach a point where they become so irate they hang up on us. For...
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